Hipp Hipp Horay We have the Fake Son In Law Grin back for Christmas from Afghoweverinheckuspellit. He got here tonight. I can not wait to see the video of the reunion. There are several reasons I am glad to have him home.
1. While he was away I had many epiphanies regarding what he could be doing for us poor helpless womenfolk.
2. He was not here to let Tobi cry on his shoulder when her dad passed.
3. Man is the princess needy, she lost 1/2 her audience while he was gone.
4. I want to pick his brain and (battalion) and have him help us get an Army man for BD.
5. And maybe most importantly We get 2 Christmas' this year.